carnivorous+banana+vs++monkey

monkey dives at banana. banana screams and does a back flip, barely avoiding monkey who slams to the ground in a big stinky heap. banana shrieks something about cabbages and leaps onto monkeys head. he jumps up and down on his head. monkey thinks his head will explode soon. monkey reaches up and claws banana down the front of the chest. part of banana's peals comes off. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screams banana. he feels intense pain as he falls down, down, down. monkey swats him banana is hurled into the air. banana lands on monkey foot. monkey screams in pain and slips on one of banana's peals.